Inches in a Week?

So there are a lot of people who rave about the inversion technique and growing your hair like 1 inch in a week.
I will be attempting this and will let you know how it works!

Day 1: saturate hair in olive oil, lean over (upside down) and massage scalp for 4 mins. Leave treatment in for 30 mins and showeerrrrr
Day 2:  Repeat inversion massage for 4 mins upon wakeup, repeat again before bed. Apply coconut oil and egg hair mask, shower.
Day 3: Saturate hair, with olive, coconut, and grapeseed oils, inversion massage for 4mins, let mask sit for 2h, showeah.
Day 4: repeat day 2 process
Day 5: repeat day 3 process
Day 6: repeat day 2
Day 7: repeat day 3

A week from today I will let you know if this is totally a lie or if it really works

                                                   (Whats supposed to happen)
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